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Is she not answering?
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No.
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- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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- Here you go.
- Thanks.
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You're welcome.
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Emma.
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Emma, Emma.
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Come on.
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You haven't packed anything.
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Come on.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Where's your suitcase?
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Here.
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Whoa.
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Oh. Ruth.
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Okeydokey.
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Sweetheart.
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Goddamn it!
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Ruth!
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Oh, God.
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Shit.
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Yeah. Hey, Dad.
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Oh, man. All right, all right.
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I'll be there. Yeah, nothing.
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Shit.
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Nicky?
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What do you mean she's gone?
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From our local Doppler radar
blizzard warning still in effect...
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Come on!
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- Fuck you!
- That's not nice.
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...bringing snowfalls highest
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in Lake, Cook,
and DuPage county.
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Expect up to 11 inches there...
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Emma, put that out.
Come on, he's here.
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Yo, dickheads.
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Come on.
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Hi.
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Got your $10 coffee.
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- Hi. Thank you.
- Hi. Yeah, yeah.
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Come on, hon. Come on.
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- Need help?
- No.
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- No Eddie, huh?
- No, he had to work. Where's dad?
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He's looking for her. He's looking
everywhere, every single place
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she's ever been in her life.
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- Did you check the hospitals?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, we checked the hospitals,
St. Giles, Rotary Club,
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we even went by the nursing home
in case she thought
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she was still working there.
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- Did you call the police?
- Of course we called the police.
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- Do they have Dad's number?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, they've Dad's number,
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they've got my number,
your number, your number.
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And they've got Marion-Down-The-Hall's
number. The condo.
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He's going out of his mind,
Bitty. He's white as a ghost.
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When he called me, I thought he
was having another heart attack.
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I knew this was gonna happen.
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Yeah. I've been tellin' him
for years, "You gotta figure out
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what you wanna do with Mom when the time
comes because we all know it's coming.
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We all know
how this thing works."
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- It's hard on him.
- Yeah.
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Well, you know what's
gonna be hard for him?
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When she turns up next week
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in a goddamn block of ice.
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It's over. She is not staying
in that condo anymore.
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She's going to a place,
and he's gonna have to let her.
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And if I hear one goddamn peep
about frickin' Florida,
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so help me God.
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What happened to quitting?
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Life, Bitty.
Life happened to quitting.
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You can't smoke in here,
I'm chemically sensitive.
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- You're who?
- Chemically sensitive.
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What kind of California
bullshit is that?
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That's your ringer?
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For Dad it is.
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Hey, Pop.
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Dad.
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I told you not to call her.
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Bitty, it's Christmas. You oughta
be home with your husband.
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- Is she all right?
- She's swell, she's fine.
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- Hiya, sweets.
- Hi, Gramps, you okay?
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Yes, thank you.
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Oh. Nicholas.
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Damn it, I knew that you'd start
smoking again with that bar.
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Dad, are you all right? Have they
checked your blood pressure?
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- I'm fine.
- What'd the doctor say?
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- He hasn't been in yet.
- Then how do you know she's fine?
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Because she's fine. Go take a
look at her, down that hall.
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What?
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Mom.
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Is that my baby?
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- Yeah.
- Oh!
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I'm so happy to see you.
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- You too.
- You all right, Mom?
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Oh, that's my baby, too.
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Yeah.
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Oh!
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- Honey!
- Hi, Grandma.
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- Listen, do you need some money?
- No.
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Let me get you some money.
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- See she's fine.
- Where's my purse?
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- You don't need your purse, Ruth.
- Yes, I do, you turkey.
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- Sit down.
- Where the heck was she?
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- Aurora.
- Aurora?
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She got on the commuter.
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Rode the damn thing
back and forth
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until the conductor
finally screwed his eyeballs in.
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- Did she really?
- Where did she get on at?
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- Berwyn.
- Hmm.
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She walked to Berwyn
in a snowstorm?
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She's fine, Nicholas.
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She doesn't look fine to me.
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- She's fine, Mom.
- She's fine, Ruth.
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Excuse you,
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I was in geriatrics
for 30 years,
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thank you very much.
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Where's your diamond?
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Oh, um, I forgot to put it on.
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What do you mean, you forgot?
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- She doesn't wear it.
- Yes, I do.
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- I take it off for work.
- How come?
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Because I have my hands
in raw poultry all day. Ow, Mom.
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- That hurts.
- Did you guys go to mass last night?
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No, I... We were gonna go today.
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- We were?
- Yeah.
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You were?
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Mm-hmm. Yes.
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- Come in.
- Are we ready for a pelvic exam?
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Pelvic exam?
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That's my baby.
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Hmm?
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Now they are safer
in memory care,
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they also typically improve.
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Some of them feel more at home among
their peers than with their own family.
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As strange as that sounds.
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Look, the reason I did
a pelvic exam is because
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during wandering episodes,
women are often assaulted.
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Sexually.
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I didn't see
evidence of that today
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but I'd be very concerned
about her getting out again.
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Dad.
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- Hey, Dad.
- What?
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I'm on the street.
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So go then.
Ruth. Come on, honey.
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No, I'll take her with me.
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Come on.
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I'll go.
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- Bye.
- Am I going with you?
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Yeah.
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Goddamn hospitals.
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Goddamn teenage doctors.
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What happened to the Camry?
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I'm 75 years old, Bitty.
Fuck the Camry.
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Let's go.
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It's a convertible.
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What about putting the top up?
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I gotta fix that.
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This is a rocket, watch out.
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Like that?
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Hey.
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I got your lo mein.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Where's your mother?
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She's in the back with Emma.
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All right.
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Hey, come here.
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- Come here. Come here.
- What?
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What? What's the matter?
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- She hit on me.
- Who?
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Not Emma.
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- Mom?
- Yeah.
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Yeah she put her hand
on my knee, and she was...
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looking at me like she wanted to...
She hit on me.
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What'd you do?
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I just kept calling her Mom.
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I said thanks, Mom.
It's nice to see you, too, Mom.
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I'm really glad
you birthed me, Mom.
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- You're laughing. Don't laugh, you asshole.
- I'm sorry.
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No, I'm fucking traumatized.
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- Your face.
- My face?
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It's not funny.
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Hey.
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You want to go for a drive
with Uncle Nicky and me?
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No. Uncle Nicky is a dick.
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No he is not. Don't say that.
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Did you fill out your
new dorm application?
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Yeah.
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You did?
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Yes.
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All right. Well...
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are you sure you're gonna be
okay here by yourself?
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Okay.
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- Well, I have my cell.
- Oh, really, you do?
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Great, I'll call you.
We'll have a chat.
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Don't...
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Don't let those guys
catch you with all of this.
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Let's go, dickie-doodle.
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- So Jimmy Laciak, remember him?
- Yup.
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He sits on the board
of what's considered
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to be the best memory care place
in Chicago.
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They got a waiting list
a mile long,
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but he says he can get
Mom in there February one.
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And then a little two bedroom on the
same campus for dad by the 15th.
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They can't be together?
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Memory care's lock down,
dementia only.
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It's a bunch of loons. He'd be tearing
his hair out in there anyway.
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But his spot in assisted
living's like 50 yards away.
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He can go visit her
whenever he wants.
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What if he doesn't want
assisted living?
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Well, Daddy doesn't always
get what Daddy wants.
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It's not daycare, Bit. They
don't wipe his ass. It's nice.
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You know, they do his laundry,
give him a meal plan,
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and if he gets a chest pain, all
he gotta do is press a button.
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What about a live-in person?
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Insurance doesn't cover it.
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It doesn't cover
memory care either.
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Well, it covers some of it
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and then he sells the condo.
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He's not gonna sell the condo.
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What's he gonna do
take it with him?
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Oh.
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Oh, my God! Is that you?
Are you Nick?
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Oh, no. That's the other owner.
His name's Nick, too.
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Well...
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Of course it's me,
you dingleberry.
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Well, how am I supposed
to know, you never told me.
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, my God. It's gorgeous.
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Yeah. See?
It's not some shitty dive.
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Who said it was a shitty dive?
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- Well, has he been here?
- Of course he hasn't been here.
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Did you invite him?
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I shouldn't have to invite him.
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Somebody's living here.
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You're one sharp cookie, Bit.
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Who?
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The other owner.
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You're living here?
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- Yeah.
- What about Rachel?
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Shh!
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What do you mean, "shh"?
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What do you wanna drink?
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Come on, loosen up.
It's the holidays.
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Norbert's Manhattan.
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- That's it.
- That's it.
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Good choice.
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This is going to be the best Manhattan
you ever have in your life.
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You'll shit your pants.
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This is... I just love that
you used Dad's farm up here.
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Yeah, if you
look very closely,
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you'll notice that it's
freezing fucking cold.
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- Emma, she's a real peach these days.
- Yeah.
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I think she hates me.
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- For what?
- I don't know. She doesn't talk to me.
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Maybe she's pregnant.
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Oh, God. No, please. God.
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00:18:25,366 --> 00:18:26,800
You never know.
259
00:18:26,802 --> 00:18:28,737
That's unimaginable.
260
00:18:29,670 --> 00:18:31,905
- All right.
- Thank you.
261
00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:33,074
Mm-hmm.
262
00:18:39,081 --> 00:18:40,049
Shit.
263
00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:41,784
What?
264
00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:43,649
In my pants.
265
00:18:45,821 --> 00:18:46,988
That was quick.
266
00:18:47,788 --> 00:18:51,093
Yeah, that thing's won an award.
267
00:18:51,692 --> 00:18:53,828
- Mmm.
- An award.
268
00:18:56,097 --> 00:18:57,566
What happened with Rachel?
269
00:18:58,100 --> 00:18:59,569
Oh, who knows.
270
00:19:01,336 --> 00:19:04,970
All of a sudden, she's bursting into tears
over a hamburger 'cause I haven't proposed.
271
00:19:04,972 --> 00:19:07,208
She's been waiting for you
to wanna marry her, dummy.
272
00:19:07,676 --> 00:19:09,579
Nobody wants to ask
to be proposed to.
273
00:19:09,878 --> 00:19:10,880
You gotta be intuitive.
274
00:19:11,814 --> 00:19:14,583
- You know, it's like Eddie, right?
- Mm-hmm.
275
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:18,219
I'm constantly telling him
that chefs hate kitchen gadgets,
276
00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,120
but what does he put
under the tree every year?
277
00:19:21,122 --> 00:19:23,025
I think, that's cause
you open it and go,
278
00:19:23,391 --> 00:19:25,058
"Wow! A coconut roaster!
279
00:19:25,060 --> 00:19:28,061
Oh, my God. Thank you.
I love it so much!"
280
00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:31,167
- What am I supposed to say?
- "No thanks, where's the receipt?"
281
00:19:31,999 --> 00:19:33,867
- I can't say that.
- Why not?
282
00:19:33,869 --> 00:19:35,204
Because, I don't...
283
00:19:36,470 --> 00:19:37,704
you know, I don't wanna make him
feel bad in front of the girls.
284
00:19:37,706 --> 00:19:40,072
- It's just annoying.
- That's just what the world needs,
285
00:19:40,074 --> 00:19:42,374
two more women who don't
tell you what's really going on.
286
00:19:42,376 --> 00:19:43,745
Two more Rachels.
287
00:19:45,980 --> 00:19:47,717
She told you what's going on.
288
00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:51,786
Go over there
and bring her flowers.
289
00:19:53,020 --> 00:19:56,625
She's trying to get full custody
of her kid now, so...
290
00:19:57,058 --> 00:19:57,993
So?
291
00:19:58,392 --> 00:20:01,096
What? I'm gonna be a parent?
292
00:20:01,862 --> 00:20:03,996
- Why not? Yeah.
- Why not?
293
00:20:03,998 --> 00:20:06,302
Bitty, you got any idea
what I got goin' on here?
294
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:11,905
I got my life savings dumped into this
place, and I barely make payroll.
295
00:20:11,907 --> 00:20:13,809
I got the fire department,
the health department
296
00:20:15,410 --> 00:20:17,779
double, triple fining me for shit I
didn't even know I wasn't supposed to do.
297
00:20:18,045 --> 00:20:20,149
My barback
is stealing my tips,
298
00:20:20,414 --> 00:20:21,349
and then...
299
00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:25,086
I get to pick up
Mom and Pop's prescriptions,
300
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:27,923
pick up their dry cleaning.
Take them to church.
301
00:20:31,759 --> 00:20:32,894
Here.
302
00:20:34,095 --> 00:20:35,794
I filled out all the paperwork.
303
00:20:35,796 --> 00:20:36,966
All he's gotta do is sign it.
304
00:20:37,733 --> 00:20:39,802
- The Reminisce Neighborhood?
- Yeah.
305
00:20:40,102 --> 00:20:41,937
They're all called
shit like that.
306
00:20:46,373 --> 00:20:48,209
Here, put this in your purse.
307
00:20:53,981 --> 00:20:55,850
You got your big girl pants on?
308
00:20:57,151 --> 00:20:59,822
- What?
- Just don't get how you get.
309
00:21:00,322 --> 00:21:03,926
- What do you mean, how I get? Don't get how you get.
- How do I get?
310
00:21:04,258 --> 00:21:06,391
You can't even tell him
you're not a Catholic anymore.
311
00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:08,227
What's he gonna do,
perform an exorcism?
312
00:21:08,229 --> 00:21:10,362
That's because I'm tired
of the third degree.
313
00:21:10,364 --> 00:21:13,401
Yeah, you know what you do when
Dad gives you the third degree?
314
00:21:14,068 --> 00:21:16,204
Yeah. See, that's how you get.
315
00:21:19,373 --> 00:21:20,843
All right.
316
00:21:22,777 --> 00:21:24,145
So disgusting.
317
00:21:30,317 --> 00:21:31,853
Hi, Dad.
318
00:21:33,321 --> 00:21:35,254
- You smell like an ashtray, Nicholas.
- Yeah,
319
00:21:35,256 --> 00:21:36,989
it took you four
heart attacks to quit.
320
00:21:36,991 --> 00:21:39,926
Yeah, Rachel probably wants
to throttle you.
321
00:21:39,928 --> 00:21:41,296
- They broke up.
- Ah.
322
00:21:42,063 --> 00:21:43,332
- Just being honest.
- Mmm.
323
00:21:43,832 --> 00:21:44,800
I don't blame her.
324
00:21:45,132 --> 00:21:46,933
Been on and off
since high school,
325
00:21:46,935 --> 00:21:48,133
shit or get off the pot.
326
00:21:48,135 --> 00:21:50,203
Oh, gee, Dad, that's romantic.
327
00:21:50,205 --> 00:21:52,241
- You know what your problem is?
- Dad.
328
00:21:52,873 --> 00:21:54,541
You're waiting for some feeling.
329
00:21:54,543 --> 00:21:56,376
There's no bells and whistles.
330
00:21:56,378 --> 00:22:00,412
You pick somebody you can stand,
and you make a commitment.
331
00:22:00,414 --> 00:22:02,415
- Dad.
- Have her meet us at church tomorrow.
332
00:22:02,417 --> 00:22:05,321
Marion-Down-The-Hall's
coming over with a corned beef.
333
00:22:06,254 --> 00:22:07,923
- Dad.
- What?
334
00:22:09,824 --> 00:22:11,293
We need to talk about Mom.
335
00:22:12,026 --> 00:22:14,494
Goddamn
teaching hospital.
336
00:22:14,496 --> 00:22:17,362
That little girl should never have
been left anywhere near your mother.
337
00:22:17,364 --> 00:22:21,303
- What little girl?
- The teenager pretending to be a doctor.
338
00:22:21,503 --> 00:22:23,439
Your mother is doing fine.
339
00:22:23,839 --> 00:22:26,139
So, wandering off in the middle
of the night's doing fine?
340
00:22:26,141 --> 00:22:30,075
Well, I gave her too much
scotch, which I never do,
341
00:22:30,077 --> 00:22:33,045
but it was Christmas Eve
so I said, "What the hell."
342
00:22:33,047 --> 00:22:34,914
So, what, she walked off
'cause she was drunk?
343
00:22:34,916 --> 00:22:37,583
She can't drink hardly at all
with the medication she's taking.
344
00:22:37,585 --> 00:22:42,322
No, Dad, she walked off because
that's what happens with stage six.
345
00:22:42,324 --> 00:22:46,024
Those stages are horseshit,
everybody's brain is different...
346
00:22:46,026 --> 00:22:47,560
- Goddammit.
- ...and everybody knows it.
347
00:22:47,562 --> 00:22:50,295
- Everybody except the doctor?
- She was not a doctor.
348
00:22:50,297 --> 00:22:54,502
Okay, all right.
So, we'll get a second opinion.
349
00:22:54,969 --> 00:22:58,404
I got an appointment next week with
her geriatrician down in Florida.
350
00:22:58,406 --> 00:23:02,308
Oh, my God.
Dad, you cannot go to Florida!
351
00:23:02,310 --> 00:23:05,611
- You're gonna wake Mom.
- We are too going to Florida.
352
00:23:05,613 --> 00:23:07,982
I already put down a deposit.
353
00:23:08,949 --> 00:23:10,285
Dad, listen.
354
00:23:10,951 --> 00:23:12,517
There's this place
that Nicky found,
355
00:23:12,519 --> 00:23:14,419
and it looks like it
could be a really...
356
00:23:14,421 --> 00:23:17,125
I am not putting your mother
in a nursing home.
357
00:23:17,491 --> 00:23:20,059
She spent 30 years
working in nursing homes.
358
00:23:20,061 --> 00:23:22,262
They're horrible,
and I'm not doing it to her.
359
00:23:22,264 --> 00:23:25,665
Dad, It's not
a nursing home, all right?
360
00:23:25,667 --> 00:23:28,133
- It's Reminisce Neighborhood.
- What?
361
00:23:28,135 --> 00:23:29,504
Reminisce Neighborhood.
362
00:23:30,170 --> 00:23:33,107
Yeah, it's great.
They got Mass twice a week,
363
00:23:33,307 --> 00:23:36,208
a restaurant, art classes,
a Jacuzzi.
364
00:23:36,210 --> 00:23:37,112
Jacuzzi?
365
00:23:38,379 --> 00:23:40,178
Your mother can't swim. What do you want?
To drown her?
366
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,282
You cannot drown in a Jacuzzi.
367
00:23:42,284 --> 00:23:44,016
She's terrified
of water Nicholas.
368
00:23:44,018 --> 00:23:45,517
Yeah, she used to be
terrified of Berwyn,
369
00:23:45,519 --> 00:23:47,654
now she's walking around
down there in her nightie.
370
00:23:47,656 --> 00:23:49,859
Yeah.
371
00:23:50,091 --> 00:23:52,958
Now there's a two bedroom
right next door,
372
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:55,460
50 yards away in assisted living
for you, okay.
373
00:23:55,462 --> 00:23:58,066
Are you out of your mind?
374
00:23:58,299 --> 00:24:00,533
Bitty feels the same way, right.
375
00:24:00,535 --> 00:24:03,439
How the hell do you know what
Bitty feels, how do you know?
376
00:24:06,207 --> 00:24:06,976
Dad, I...
377
00:24:07,977 --> 00:24:10,912
I think this is a solution
worth considering.
378
00:24:13,247 --> 00:24:17,186
Well, I've been thinking
about this for eight years
379
00:24:17,952 --> 00:24:19,387
and the answer is no.
380
00:24:20,788 --> 00:24:23,958
Thank you for your suggestion.
Merry Christmas. I'm going to bed.
381
00:24:28,162 --> 00:24:31,563
- I tried.
- She wandered off in the middle of a fucking snowstorm.
382
00:24:31,565 --> 00:24:34,903
Doesn't snow in Florida.
383
00:24:36,170 --> 00:24:37,506
And mind your language.
384
00:24:44,545 --> 00:24:47,382
Strong, real strong.
385
00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:04,533
I'm not going to force him.
386
00:25:08,035 --> 00:25:10,506
You know why she
wound up in Aurora?
387
00:25:13,341 --> 00:25:15,678
'Cause that liner used
to run to Amboy.
388
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,447
Her dad worked that train.
389
00:25:20,481 --> 00:25:22,216
She was trying to go home.
390
00:25:25,186 --> 00:25:27,323
She thinks she's still
a little girl,
391
00:25:28,288 --> 00:25:30,959
and she thinks her parents
are worried sick about her.
392
00:25:33,361 --> 00:25:36,198
And all she wants to do is
get home to her poor mother.
393
00:25:37,064 --> 00:25:39,368
She can't figure out
why she's stuck here,
394
00:25:39,767 --> 00:25:42,371
all alone, with some
strange, old dude.
395
00:25:50,577 --> 00:25:53,481
What the hell do you think
power of attorney is for?
396
00:25:59,353 --> 00:26:00,488
Goodnight.
397
00:26:33,755 --> 00:26:35,391
I thought you went to bed.
398
00:26:35,622 --> 00:26:38,259
I did. I got back up.
399
00:26:40,795 --> 00:26:42,197
Nice tree.
400
00:26:42,831 --> 00:26:44,366
Your mother likes the pictures.
401
00:26:45,632 --> 00:26:48,170
She did something with the
ornaments, so I got creative.
402
00:26:48,570 --> 00:26:50,439
Come on, I'll let
you win a game.
403
00:26:52,372 --> 00:26:54,172
You're not too tired?
404
00:26:54,174 --> 00:26:56,444
For my daughter
who never visits?
405
00:27:05,719 --> 00:27:08,220
Emma said she got kicked out
of her dorm.
406
00:27:08,222 --> 00:27:09,724
- What's that all about?
- Yeah.
407
00:27:10,491 --> 00:27:13,461
Yeah. She got caught drinking,
so stupid.
408
00:27:14,429 --> 00:27:16,198
But you know
what her problem is?
409
00:27:16,497 --> 00:27:19,101
She's negative.
She doesn't get any exercise.
410
00:27:19,467 --> 00:27:21,737
Oh. Her problem is
she's not a student.
411
00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:26,208
College is a waste of time, waste
of money if you're not a student.
412
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:29,844
She's gotta get a degree.
413
00:27:30,245 --> 00:27:32,477
No, she doesn't have
to get a degree.
414
00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:36,084
She'll figure it out.
Look at you, you figured it out.
415
00:27:39,621 --> 00:27:41,223
Why can't you sleep?
416
00:27:42,289 --> 00:27:43,624
Why can't you sleep?
417
00:27:44,191 --> 00:27:45,393
I can sleep.
418
00:27:49,464 --> 00:27:52,367
I'm sorry. I ought
to be here more often.
419
00:27:53,901 --> 00:27:55,403
You're here plenty.
420
00:27:56,504 --> 00:27:58,504
You got family, you got girls,
421
00:27:58,506 --> 00:28:00,540
you got a husband,
you got a job.
422
00:28:00,542 --> 00:28:03,278
You live halfway across
the country for Chrissake.
423
00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:04,645
We're fine.
424
00:28:04,946 --> 00:28:06,646
Marion-Down-The-Hall's helpful.
425
00:28:06,648 --> 00:28:10,552
She takes mom
on poker night and whatnot.
426
00:28:12,519 --> 00:28:15,921
The two of them,
a couple of peas in a pod.
427
00:28:15,923 --> 00:28:17,857
Both battier than hell.
428
00:28:17,859 --> 00:28:20,562
You take great care of her.
429
00:28:20,929 --> 00:28:22,762
But it's gotta be hard on you.
430
00:28:22,764 --> 00:28:24,266
Oh, Honey.
431
00:28:24,932 --> 00:28:27,468
Your mother was always
a pain in the ass.
432
00:28:28,635 --> 00:28:31,337
Gettin' her Irish up,
stompin' around,
433
00:28:31,339 --> 00:28:34,610
all red in the face
over God knows what.
434
00:28:35,977 --> 00:28:38,412
There's no bells
and whistles, Bit.
435
00:28:39,380 --> 00:28:41,550
Love is commitment.
436
00:28:44,686 --> 00:28:45,721
Better or worse,
437
00:28:47,221 --> 00:28:48,689
sickness and health,
438
00:28:49,224 --> 00:28:52,728
death do you part.
That is the promise.
439
00:28:55,295 --> 00:28:57,231
She's gonna get worse, Dad.
440
00:29:00,301 --> 00:29:02,271
She's gonna forget everything.
441
00:29:10,711 --> 00:29:12,314
She's my girl, Bit.
442
00:29:13,747 --> 00:29:16,285
You can't take
my girl away from me.
443
00:29:21,456 --> 00:29:23,425
Shut the lights
when you're done.
444
00:29:39,539 --> 00:29:45,378
♪ Joy to the world
The Lord has come ♪
445
00:29:45,380 --> 00:29:51,484
♪ Let Earth receive her King ♪
446
00:29:51,486 --> 00:29:57,622
♪ Let every heart
Prepare Him room ♪
447
00:29:57,624 --> 00:29:59,558
♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪
448
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:01,393
What's that?
Is it raining in here.
449
00:30:01,395 --> 00:30:03,896
♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪
450
00:30:03,898 --> 00:30:06,831
♪ And Heaven ♪
451
00:30:06,833 --> 00:30:07,835
What?
452
00:30:14,508 --> 00:30:15,876
- Take care of yourself.
- Thank you.
453
00:30:16,376 --> 00:30:17,979
- Thanks, Father.
- Yeah, you're welcome.
454
00:30:18,412 --> 00:30:20,848
- Marion.
- Beautiful homily, Father.
455
00:30:25,687 --> 00:30:26,788
Bitty Everhardt?
456
00:30:28,456 --> 00:30:29,625
It's Gerry.
457
00:30:30,924 --> 00:30:32,360
Hoffsteader.
458
00:30:33,494 --> 00:30:36,265
- Dommie's little brother, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.
459
00:30:37,064 --> 00:30:40,065
- Hey, I'm sorry about your mom.
- Oh, thanks.
460
00:30:40,067 --> 00:30:41,535
Get your sister.
461
00:30:43,504 --> 00:30:44,805
You look great.
462
00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:46,708
Uh, construction.
463
00:30:47,542 --> 00:30:48,644
Yeah, I took over for Dad.
464
00:30:48,942 --> 00:30:50,645
Bitty!
465
00:30:51,813 --> 00:30:52,814
Hey, Nick.
466
00:30:53,081 --> 00:30:54,483
Hey Ger.
467
00:30:54,716 --> 00:30:57,619
- We gotta go.
- Bye.
468
00:31:01,022 --> 00:31:02,687
Grandma drank the Holy Water.
469
00:31:02,689 --> 00:31:04,558
Well...
470
00:31:04,991 --> 00:31:06,560
Well, at least she's hydrated.
471
00:31:11,365 --> 00:31:12,732
God will forgive me.
472
00:31:12,734 --> 00:31:13,968
- I'll see ya.
- See ya, Ger.
473
00:31:14,669 --> 00:31:15,967
- Who was that?
- Nice to see you.
474
00:31:15,969 --> 00:31:17,436
Gerry Hoff-sniffer.
475
00:31:17,438 --> 00:31:19,537
- Don't call him that.
- He used to beat off
476
00:31:19,539 --> 00:31:20,805
sniffing his sister's
Barbie dolls.
477
00:31:20,807 --> 00:31:22,475
- Says who?
- Says Dommie.
478
00:31:22,477 --> 00:31:24,576
- Where's my purse?
- I have it, Gram.
479
00:31:24,578 --> 00:31:26,645
He used to be so tubby
in junior high.
480
00:31:26,647 --> 00:31:29,581
- So were you.
- Yeah. Old Big Butt Bitty.
481
00:31:29,583 --> 00:31:32,586
- Nicky.
- Does somebody have my purse?
482
00:31:33,019 --> 00:31:34,620
I have it, Gram.
483
00:31:35,989 --> 00:31:37,956
Well, I'm gonna get my purse.
484
00:31:37,958 --> 00:31:39,492
So I said, "Margie,
485
00:31:39,494 --> 00:31:41,494
Margie, honey he's a toddler.
486
00:31:41,496 --> 00:31:43,062
Of course he likes pancakes."
487
00:31:43,064 --> 00:31:45,400
- What do you got, Dad?
- Who doesn't like pancakes?
488
00:31:46,033 --> 00:31:48,734
- I got the obituaries.
- Bridget, you're so skinny.
489
00:31:48,736 --> 00:31:50,535
- Why you reading obituaries?
- I'm not in them.
490
00:31:50,537 --> 00:31:52,004
Come on, cheer up.
Well, yeah.
491
00:31:52,006 --> 00:31:52,974
I guess that's something.
492
00:31:53,975 --> 00:31:55,474
Thinner, honey.
Here, just a little thinner.
493
00:31:56,910 --> 00:31:57,912
Fine, you do it.
494
00:31:58,912 --> 00:32:00,414
Come on. What's going on?
495
00:32:02,749 --> 00:32:03,651
Come on.
496
00:32:04,818 --> 00:32:05,818
I hungry.
497
00:32:05,820 --> 00:32:07,018
This the age where it starts.
498
00:32:07,020 --> 00:32:08,456
It's all about control.
499
00:32:09,423 --> 00:32:12,690
Oh, beautiful.
Thank you, Emma.
500
00:32:23,537 --> 00:32:26,639
Bless us, O Lord, for these thy
gifts which we are about to receive
501
00:32:26,641 --> 00:32:28,607
from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, amen.
502
00:32:28,609 --> 00:32:30,512
Amen.
503
00:32:31,112 --> 00:32:33,145
So, Emma, you got a boyfriend?
504
00:32:33,147 --> 00:32:34,850
She's got several actually.
505
00:32:35,082 --> 00:32:36,514
Cool it, Nicky.
506
00:32:36,516 --> 00:32:38,050
Just as easy to love a rich one
507
00:32:38,052 --> 00:32:39,485
as a poor one, Squeaks.
508
00:32:39,487 --> 00:32:41,085
No bells and whistles.
509
00:32:41,087 --> 00:32:44,055
You know my Frankie
died 17 years ago
510
00:32:44,057 --> 00:32:45,426
and I never remarried,
511
00:32:46,494 --> 00:32:48,697
although I had plenty
of chances, and you know why?
512
00:32:48,930 --> 00:32:51,699
Hand to God,
'cause Frankie never left.
513
00:32:51,932 --> 00:32:54,199
Every single night
he's right there next to me.
514
00:32:54,201 --> 00:32:56,468
- Yeah. That's right.
- Hand to God.
515
00:32:56,470 --> 00:32:59,772
He's out there, and when he
finds you, you watch out,
516
00:32:59,774 --> 00:33:01,743
he's never gonna let you go.
517
00:33:04,612 --> 00:33:06,812
So I said to Margie,
"That kid's gonna be
518
00:33:06,814 --> 00:33:09,117
big as house
if you don't watch it."
519
00:33:09,616 --> 00:33:12,885
But you know Margie.
Oh, no. Mmm. Not a peep.
520
00:33:12,887 --> 00:33:14,823
You know,
I'm going to have a baby.
521
00:33:16,791 --> 00:33:19,828
Kid's gonna wind up
with diabetes.
522
00:33:20,126 --> 00:33:23,030
Mmm. Mmm. Delicious.
523
00:33:23,831 --> 00:33:24,866
So tender.
524
00:33:28,068 --> 00:33:29,735
- What? What?
- Nothing.
525
00:33:29,737 --> 00:33:31,637
- What's matter with you two?
- That's great news, Mom.
526
00:33:31,639 --> 00:33:33,004
Yeah. Right?
527
00:33:33,006 --> 00:33:34,106
Did you know this, Dad?
528
00:33:34,108 --> 00:33:35,507
- I heard.
- Did you know?
529
00:33:35,509 --> 00:33:37,109
We saved all your
old baby clothes.
530
00:33:37,111 --> 00:33:38,847
Great. Number three.
531
00:33:51,859 --> 00:33:52,994
Here.
532
00:33:53,693 --> 00:33:54,862
There you go.
533
00:33:55,696 --> 00:33:58,699
- Here.
- Why did I get on that train?
534
00:34:01,134 --> 00:34:02,603
I live here.
535
00:34:03,237 --> 00:34:07,475
Oh, God. I don't know
what's the matter with me.
536
00:34:09,977 --> 00:34:12,013
Oh, yes. Yes I do.
537
00:34:15,315 --> 00:34:18,018
Should I be in a home,
do you think?
538
00:34:19,286 --> 00:34:20,622
What do you think?
539
00:34:21,589 --> 00:34:24,526
I don't know. I don't know.
540
00:34:31,031 --> 00:34:32,766
Night, Mama.
541
00:34:39,205 --> 00:34:40,674
Goodnight.
542
00:35:00,895 --> 00:35:02,728
How's everything going there?
543
00:35:02,730 --> 00:35:05,033
Terrible.
Dad won't even consider it.
544
00:35:05,665 --> 00:35:09,069
Well, I don't blame him. Nobody wants
to be alone for the rest of their life.
545
00:35:11,272 --> 00:35:12,540
Hello?
546
00:35:13,341 --> 00:35:15,676
- Hello?
- I'm sorry, I'm here.
547
00:35:15,977 --> 00:35:18,344
So, hey.
What's going on with Emma?
548
00:35:18,346 --> 00:35:21,216
Nothing, you know.
She's fine.
549
00:35:22,216 --> 00:35:24,819
Well, you know she didn't
register for next semester.
550
00:35:25,185 --> 00:35:28,286
- What?
- Her advisor called me this morning
551
00:35:28,288 --> 00:35:29,823
saying she wasn't coming back.
552
00:35:30,323 --> 00:35:32,693
All right, you're gonna
love this next move.
553
00:35:33,326 --> 00:35:35,796
- I think I'm going to raise you one candy.
- Gross, get a fork.
554
00:35:36,263 --> 00:35:38,600
One, two, three.
555
00:35:38,799 --> 00:35:42,967
- Huh. Not bad.
- Not bad. Yeah.
556
00:35:42,969 --> 00:35:45,707
Oh, your grandma and I used
to take a lot of road trips.
557
00:35:46,107 --> 00:35:49,875
She loves road trips. This time we're
going straight down to Florida,
558
00:35:49,877 --> 00:35:51,676
then we're going
across the country,
559
00:35:51,678 --> 00:35:53,647
be up by you in time
for Mary's wedding.
560
00:35:54,382 --> 00:35:55,650
What?
561
00:35:57,051 --> 00:35:59,717
- What are you, Thelma and Louise?
- Shh. You're going to wake mom.
562
00:35:59,719 --> 00:36:02,920
She does great in Florida,
Nicholas, every year she's better.
563
00:36:02,922 --> 00:36:04,690
- No, she isn't.
- Yes.
564
00:36:04,692 --> 00:36:05,958
- No.
- How do you know?
565
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:07,259
Because that's
not how it works.
566
00:36:07,261 --> 00:36:09,060
How it works is she gets worse.
567
00:36:09,062 --> 00:36:11,263
No matter where you take her,
every year she gets worse.
568
00:36:11,265 --> 00:36:12,431
- Okay?
- Who?
569
00:36:12,433 --> 00:36:13,802
- Who, honey?
- Nobody, Mom.
570
00:36:14,134 --> 00:36:15,768
- Nobody, Mom.
- Nobody, sweetheart.
571
00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:16,969
Why don't you go back to bed?
572
00:36:16,971 --> 00:36:18,971
No. I don't wanna go to bed.
573
00:36:18,973 --> 00:36:21,272
- I want to stay here.
- I'll take you, Grandma. Come on.
574
00:36:21,274 --> 00:36:22,341
- Come.
- No, hold on.
575
00:36:22,343 --> 00:36:23,877
- Why?
- Come, come.
576
00:36:29,449 --> 00:36:30,882
- Who's that?
- Nick.
577
00:36:30,884 --> 00:36:32,051
- Nicky.
- Oh, what is that?
578
00:36:32,053 --> 00:36:33,284
Do you know who that is?
579
00:36:33,286 --> 00:36:34,989
Of course she does.
580
00:36:35,790 --> 00:36:37,826
You know who I am, sweetheart.
581
00:36:39,826 --> 00:36:41,629
He's my boyfriend.
582
00:36:42,430 --> 00:36:44,263
- See?
- What do you mean see?
583
00:36:44,265 --> 00:36:46,230
You're her boyfriend?
Is that what you are?
584
00:36:46,232 --> 00:36:48,766
- Well, he's not, not her boyfriend.
- No, he isn't!
585
00:36:48,768 --> 00:36:50,168
- Well, he kinda is.
- No.
586
00:36:50,170 --> 00:36:52,705
- Who?
- He is not. Emma, for Chrissake.
587
00:36:52,707 --> 00:36:54,138
Yes, he is, Nicky!
588
00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:57,743
- She knows who I am.
- Who are you talking about?
589
00:36:57,745 --> 00:36:59,143
You, sweetheart.
590
00:36:59,145 --> 00:37:01,145
- Dad.
- He's your husband, Grandma.
591
00:37:01,147 --> 00:37:03,716
- Don't tell her, damn it.
- She knows I'm her husband.
592
00:37:03,718 --> 00:37:04,949
I know I'm his husband.
593
00:37:04,951 --> 00:37:07,319
- You're my husband!
- No, you don't, Mom.
594
00:37:07,321 --> 00:37:08,886
- I do.
- Yes, she does.
595
00:37:08,888 --> 00:37:10,288
- Now you're telling her.
- No, I'm not.
596
00:37:10,290 --> 00:37:11,255
Yes, you are!
597
00:37:11,257 --> 00:37:12,790
You just told her
598
00:37:12,792 --> 00:37:14,726
that she didn't know
I was her husband.
599
00:37:14,728 --> 00:37:15,993
Because she doesn't!
600
00:37:15,995 --> 00:37:18,330
She just told you she did!
601
00:37:18,332 --> 00:37:20,065
Because Emma told her!
602
00:37:20,067 --> 00:37:21,902
Answer the phone somebody.
603
00:37:22,203 --> 00:37:24,839
- I'm getting it.
- Thanks, honey. Answer that.
604
00:37:25,506 --> 00:37:27,005
- I mean, she's...
- Hello?
605
00:37:27,007 --> 00:37:30,308
she's flipping
people off in church, Dad.
606
00:37:30,310 --> 00:37:33,113
- She's drinking the holy water.
- So?
607
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:37,017
What do you mean so? You're the one...
Oh, Goddamn it.
608
00:37:37,317 --> 00:37:39,317
- You're a kid for Chrissake.
- Hey, come on.
609
00:37:39,319 --> 00:37:41,953
- Calm down.
- This damn thing doesn't work.
610
00:37:41,955 --> 00:37:44,989
You said you'd fix it
a hundred times, you turkey.
611
00:37:44,991 --> 00:37:46,928
It's not working.
612
00:37:47,495 --> 00:37:48,862
- Grandma.
- What?
613
00:37:49,964 --> 00:37:51,366
It's a stapler.
614
00:37:51,832 --> 00:37:52,901
It's a staple.
615
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:54,968
A stapler.
616
00:38:06,247 --> 00:38:08,513
What the hell
am I doing with this?
617
00:38:12,185 --> 00:38:13,287
Oh, God.
618
00:38:15,321 --> 00:38:17,124
Yeah, yuk it up.
619
00:38:18,091 --> 00:38:23,230
It really is pretty hilarious,
life's just one big riot.
620
00:38:30,538 --> 00:38:36,144
Just ship me out. Put me on a canoe
and ship me out to the ice float.
621
00:38:40,815 --> 00:38:42,016
Shit.
622
00:38:43,884 --> 00:38:45,353
- Hey.
- What?
623
00:38:45,919 --> 00:38:47,553
Hey, come back. Come here.
624
00:38:47,555 --> 00:38:49,022
No.
625
00:38:50,290 --> 00:38:52,026
You know what?
Let me ask you something.
626
00:38:53,527 --> 00:38:56,364
What'd you fly all
the way out here for? Why?
627
00:38:57,096 --> 00:38:58,563
Because Mom was missing.
628
00:38:58,565 --> 00:39:00,868
No, because I asked you to.
629
00:39:02,069 --> 00:39:04,303
Isn't that right?
I asked you to.
630
00:39:04,305 --> 00:39:07,475
I never do that, okay.
But I need some help.
631
00:39:08,241 --> 00:39:10,909
- I'm working on it, Nicky.
- There's no time to work on it.
632
00:39:10,911 --> 00:39:13,478
Jimmy Laciak is holding these spots.
That's a big ass deal,
633
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,117
and he was supposed to have
the paperwork two days ago.
634
00:39:17,250 --> 00:39:19,384
- Okay.
- You just rip the Band-Aid off
635
00:39:19,386 --> 00:39:22,891
and say, "Guess what, we're
coming in with moving boxes."
636
00:39:23,323 --> 00:39:24,224
Okay.
637
00:40:02,462 --> 00:40:03,931
Emma.
638
00:40:04,330 --> 00:40:05,833
Emma.
639
00:40:07,201 --> 00:40:08,102
What?
640
00:40:08,469 --> 00:40:09,437
Come for a run with me.
641
00:40:10,303 --> 00:40:12,437
You'll feel great afterward,
I'm telling you...
642
00:40:48,174 --> 00:40:51,211
I'm casting my vote for you.
643
00:40:56,317 --> 00:40:58,150
Well, there's my baby!
644
00:40:58,152 --> 00:40:59,717
No, sit down.
645
00:40:59,719 --> 00:41:01,353
You've got dye all over you.
646
00:41:01,355 --> 00:41:03,554
Drink your protein drink,
sweetheart.
647
00:41:03,556 --> 00:41:06,294
Meet my boyfriend, Mr. Bossy.
648
00:41:07,493 --> 00:41:10,062
- Do you need anything, honey?
- No thanks. I'm fine, Mom.
649
00:41:10,064 --> 00:41:12,697
She doesn't need anything.
Drink your protein drink.
650
00:41:12,699 --> 00:41:14,301
My protein... Ugh.
651
00:41:16,102 --> 00:41:19,103
Oh, come on. It's just
like a chocolate malt.
652
00:41:19,105 --> 00:41:22,477
Oh, yeah. You wouldn't know a chocolate
malt if it bit you in the hiney.
653
00:41:23,143 --> 00:41:25,446
Because I was a fountain girl.
654
00:41:25,712 --> 00:41:28,315
I was a good fountain girl.
655
00:41:29,582 --> 00:41:30,681
In...
656
00:41:30,683 --> 00:41:32,319
- Amboy.
- Amboy, yeah.
657
00:41:33,453 --> 00:41:34,321
My...
658
00:41:35,388 --> 00:41:39,190
My father, consequently,
works on the trains,
659
00:41:39,192 --> 00:41:42,127
- and he's a...
- Engineer.
660
00:41:42,129 --> 00:41:44,295
An engineer, that's right,
661
00:41:44,297 --> 00:41:46,330
and he was an engineer
and he would get off the train
662
00:41:46,332 --> 00:41:49,336
and he would bring me
chocolate malts.
663
00:41:50,636 --> 00:41:52,237
Yeah.
664
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:55,574
Oh, boy. Because I was sick.
Yeah, I had...
665
00:41:55,576 --> 00:41:56,607
You had Polio.
666
00:41:56,609 --> 00:41:59,146
Polio. Yeah, I had Polio.
667
00:41:59,446 --> 00:42:04,616
And then that's all I did all day
was drink those chocolate malts,
668
00:42:04,618 --> 00:42:06,784
and consequently I...
669
00:42:06,786 --> 00:42:08,221
- Got fat.
- Fat!
670
00:42:08,654 --> 00:42:10,257
- Dad.
- What?
671
00:42:10,757 --> 00:42:12,089
She wasn't fat.
672
00:42:12,091 --> 00:42:13,093
She was very fat.
673
00:42:13,359 --> 00:42:16,263
Yeah, I was very, very fat.
674
00:42:16,797 --> 00:42:19,367
And then I was a housewife,
675
00:42:19,565 --> 00:42:23,268
- You were not.
- No, you were a career woman, Ruth.
676
00:42:23,270 --> 00:42:27,141
You were two-time
Administrator of the Year.
677
00:42:28,042 --> 00:42:29,310
Holy shit.
678
00:42:30,643 --> 00:42:32,212
I knew that.
679
00:42:35,082 --> 00:42:36,484
How do you two know each other?
680
00:42:38,551 --> 00:42:41,122
She's our daughter,
for Chrissake, Ruth.
681
00:42:44,591 --> 00:42:46,194
I'm gonna get my purse.
682
00:42:48,629 --> 00:42:50,127
Don't touch anything.
683
00:42:50,129 --> 00:42:51,797
I'm not gonna touch anything.
684
00:42:51,799 --> 00:42:53,401
I'm getting my purse.
685
00:42:56,335 --> 00:42:58,473
We're going to Edna's
for dinner tonight.
686
00:43:01,274 --> 00:43:02,776
You feel like doing me a favor?
687
00:43:03,810 --> 00:43:06,143
Here give me your hand.
688
00:43:06,145 --> 00:43:07,515
- It's your turn.
- Wait.
689
00:43:07,815 --> 00:43:09,547
In here?
690
00:43:09,549 --> 00:43:11,283
Rub that in your hair.
691
00:43:11,285 --> 00:43:13,453
Yeah. There you go.
692
00:43:14,620 --> 00:43:16,721
Don't get soap
in your eyes, Mom.
693
00:43:16,723 --> 00:43:18,255
Close your eyes.
694
00:43:18,257 --> 00:43:21,462
You're so nice
to do this for me.
695
00:43:22,196 --> 00:43:23,564
You did it for me.
696
00:43:24,797 --> 00:43:27,699
- Yeah. I did, didn't I?
- Yeah.
697
00:43:27,701 --> 00:43:30,371
Oh, God.
698
00:43:31,571 --> 00:43:36,574
Nicky hated the bath.
He would kick and scream.
699
00:43:36,576 --> 00:43:39,413
Ah! Then I said,
"Oh, to hell with it."
700
00:43:39,645 --> 00:43:41,481
I just let him be dirty.
701
00:43:41,882 --> 00:43:44,052
But you were a good girl.
702
00:43:47,553 --> 00:43:49,656
I should've been
a better mother.
703
00:43:51,591 --> 00:43:53,126
You are a great mom.
704
00:43:58,732 --> 00:44:00,732
Do I need to wash my hair?
705
00:44:00,734 --> 00:44:02,234
No, you already did,
you're done.
706
00:44:02,236 --> 00:44:03,734
Wash your who-who.
707
00:44:03,736 --> 00:44:05,105
Who-who.
708
00:44:05,739 --> 00:44:09,477
Well, you got a cute
little tushie.
709
00:44:10,676 --> 00:44:12,212
Where's... give me that.
710
00:44:15,748 --> 00:44:17,384
Do you have a boyfriend?
711
00:44:18,752 --> 00:44:20,288
I have a husband.
712
00:44:22,623 --> 00:44:24,092
Are you happy?
713
00:44:26,859 --> 00:44:28,228
I'm lonely.
714
00:44:31,431 --> 00:44:33,134
Do I need to wash my hair?
715
00:44:33,500 --> 00:44:36,701
No, here.
Mom, rinse your who-who.
716
00:44:36,703 --> 00:44:38,372
- My who-who.
- Yeah.
717
00:44:47,281 --> 00:44:49,150
Oh, I don't
wanna upset her.
718
00:44:49,382 --> 00:44:51,348
- Who?
- Whoever's shoes those are.
719
00:44:51,350 --> 00:44:52,784
Those are your shoes, Mom. Here.
720
00:44:52,786 --> 00:44:54,485
They are not. I...
721
00:44:54,487 --> 00:44:57,190
Those are the ugliest things
I've seen in my life.
722
00:44:57,658 --> 00:45:00,357
Come on, Mom. Put your shoes on.
Marion is waiting for you.
723
00:45:00,359 --> 00:45:01,792
Marion. I'm going with you?
724
00:45:01,794 --> 00:45:03,661
Yeah. Hey, doll.
725
00:45:03,663 --> 00:45:04,799
Good. Hi.
726
00:45:05,399 --> 00:45:07,766
Get the folder.
Get the folder.
727
00:45:07,768 --> 00:45:09,536
Just let me get dressed.
728
00:45:19,946 --> 00:45:22,616
Did you go into my computer
and log into my school account?
729
00:45:25,219 --> 00:45:25,953
Somebody did.
730
00:45:26,587 --> 00:45:28,353
Somebody went in
and signed me up
731
00:45:28,355 --> 00:45:30,491
for a bunch of random
classes. That wasn't you?
732
00:45:30,757 --> 00:45:31,692
No.
733
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:34,262
Liar.
734
00:45:36,629 --> 00:45:37,597
How does it feel?
735
00:45:38,698 --> 00:45:41,401
You lied to me about filling
out your dorm application.
736
00:45:41,801 --> 00:45:43,701
Because I didn't
want you on me. Okay?
737
00:45:43,703 --> 00:45:46,606
I didn't feel like dealing
with your crazy hovering.
738
00:45:47,573 --> 00:45:48,776
Were you ever going to do it?
739
00:45:50,844 --> 00:45:51,810
Huh?
740
00:45:51,812 --> 00:45:53,514
- Yes.
- When?
741
00:45:55,716 --> 00:45:57,852
When I decided whether
or not I was going back.
742
00:45:58,451 --> 00:45:59,750
- Okay?
- Where's the...
743
00:45:59,752 --> 00:46:01,620
Doesn't anybody know
how to knock?
744
00:46:01,622 --> 00:46:03,455
- Do you mind?
- Hey, I'm not looking. Where's the folder?
745
00:46:03,457 --> 00:46:05,192
- Nick. Why would you do that?
- Come on.
746
00:46:05,391 --> 00:46:08,328
- Would you get out here, Bitty. Damn it.
- Just give me a minute!
747
00:46:08,728 --> 00:46:09,629
God.
748
00:46:10,964 --> 00:46:13,333
I am a grown up, okay?
749
00:46:13,866 --> 00:46:16,667
God, you make me feel like
there's something wrong with me.
750
00:46:16,669 --> 00:46:18,738
- There's nothing wrong with you.
- Yeah, I know.
751
00:46:21,942 --> 00:46:25,277
I would have given anything
to go to college, Emma.
752
00:46:25,279 --> 00:46:26,310
I know.
753
00:46:26,312 --> 00:46:28,215
You have no perspective.
754
00:46:28,714 --> 00:46:31,218
You have no idea
how lucky you are.
755
00:46:33,819 --> 00:46:35,789
Do you think I'm trying
to hate school?
756
00:46:36,022 --> 00:46:38,489
You think I don't want to get
out of bed in the morning?
757
00:46:38,491 --> 00:46:43,027
That I like lying there feeling like
a piece of shit for blowing it,
758
00:46:43,029 --> 00:46:44,564
for wasting Dad's money?
759
00:46:45,031 --> 00:46:47,498
Laying there thinking about
how much you wanted to go
760
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:50,868
until I wanna throw myself out the
window because I can't take it,
761
00:46:50,870 --> 00:46:52,639
you think that's fun for me?
762
00:46:52,939 --> 00:46:55,343
Honey. Why didn't you tell me?
763
00:46:57,210 --> 00:46:58,375
'Cause you would just try
to get me to go
764
00:46:58,377 --> 00:46:59,779
on one of your stupid runs.
765
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,516
Like you're not a fucking mess.
766
00:47:03,317 --> 00:47:04,652
I am not a mess.
767
00:47:07,520 --> 00:47:10,922
This is ridiculous, Dad. Come
on, This is silly. I know it's hard,
768
00:47:10,924 --> 00:47:15,997
but I'm begging you, okay? This is
the best memory care in Chicago!
769
00:47:16,395 --> 00:47:17,797
Let me tell you something,
770
00:47:18,464 --> 00:47:20,598
those pictures on
the tree in there,
771
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,400
tell her how
she takes her coffee,
772
00:47:22,402 --> 00:47:24,069
how many ice cubes
she likes in her scotch.
773
00:47:24,071 --> 00:47:25,473
That's memory care.
774
00:47:26,640 --> 00:47:28,605
I was there for every memory
she made in last 60 years,
775
00:47:28,607 --> 00:47:31,609
and if I wasn't there, I heard
about it at least 37 times,
776
00:47:31,611 --> 00:47:34,547
so I am the best
memory care in Chicago!
777
00:47:34,848 --> 00:47:36,547
I bathe her, I feed her,
778
00:47:36,549 --> 00:47:38,717
I give her her pills,
I wipe her ass
779
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:41,353
and I do it a hell
of a lot better than some aide,
780
00:47:41,355 --> 00:47:42,821
who does not give
one goddamn hoot
781
00:47:42,823 --> 00:47:45,292
about over who she spent
60 years becoming!
782
00:47:45,692 --> 00:47:47,359
Put some clothes on, we're late.
783
00:47:47,361 --> 00:47:48,893
And get rid of that thing.
784
00:47:48,895 --> 00:47:51,666
I don't want your
mother to see it. Goddamn it!
785
00:47:55,102 --> 00:47:57,469
You couldn't have
waited one minute, Nick?
786
00:47:57,471 --> 00:48:01,138
Couldn't wait? Couldn't wait? What!
What the fuck am I even doing?
787
00:48:02,509 --> 00:48:04,011
Ah, Jesus.
788
00:48:04,611 --> 00:48:06,080
What's the matter with you, huh?
789
00:48:06,712 --> 00:48:09,316
- It's sad!
- It's sad, Nicky, God!
790
00:48:14,620 --> 00:48:15,855
Hey, hey, hey.
791
00:48:16,455 --> 00:48:17,624
Calm down.
792
00:48:17,857 --> 00:48:20,424
Just what are you,
dead inside?
793
00:48:20,426 --> 00:48:21,495
Almost.
794
00:48:23,562 --> 00:48:26,864
I don't want to go
to Edna's. I hate Edna.
795
00:48:26,866 --> 00:48:29,167
All she ever does is talk about
her stupid hip replacement.
796
00:48:29,169 --> 00:48:30,705
Well then don't go.
797
00:48:34,940 --> 00:48:36,509
Wanna stay with me?
798
00:48:37,009 --> 00:48:38,712
- No.
- Come on.
799
00:48:41,515 --> 00:48:43,850
I'll just tell Dad
you got menopause.
800
00:49:29,830 --> 00:49:32,433
Hi. Is this
Hoffsteader Construction?
801
00:49:32,933 --> 00:49:37,571
Oh, yeah. Is this Gerry?
Hi, it's Bitty.
802
00:49:37,803 --> 00:49:42,410
Yeah. Hi. Hi, yeah, listen...
803
00:49:42,776 --> 00:49:46,413
You guys don't happen
to do locks, do you?
804
00:50:40,033 --> 00:50:41,168
Shit.
805
00:50:42,134 --> 00:50:44,301
I was thinking about a lock
with the key,
806
00:50:44,303 --> 00:50:46,270
but with the key
on the inside, you know?
807
00:50:46,272 --> 00:50:48,973
Yeah, yeah, all right. So,
you know, you lock the door,
808
00:50:48,975 --> 00:50:50,275
- hide the key from her.
- Yeah, exactly.
809
00:50:50,277 --> 00:50:52,143
Got it. It's smart. Uh...
810
00:50:52,145 --> 00:50:54,545
Okay, yeah. Do you want this,
back door, too?
811
00:50:54,547 --> 00:50:55,746
- Yes, that would be great.
- Okay.
812
00:50:55,748 --> 00:50:57,882
If you have time,
I don't want...
813
00:50:57,884 --> 00:51:00,588
I got, for you,
all the time in the world.
814
00:51:00,953 --> 00:51:03,823
Uh, I mean, it's not
gonna take all day.
815
00:51:04,558 --> 00:51:07,025
- Okay.
- It'll be like, about half hour.
816
00:51:07,027 --> 00:51:08,562
- Okay.
- Each.
817
00:51:09,328 --> 00:51:11,129
- Um...
- So, yeah.
818
00:51:11,131 --> 00:51:13,565
Hey, do you want a...
There's a sandwich...
819
00:51:13,567 --> 00:51:16,167
There's corned beef from
Marion-Down-The-Hall.
820
00:51:16,169 --> 00:51:17,969
There's a lot of leftovers,
821
00:51:17,971 --> 00:51:20,174
and I don't know,
coffee or something.
822
00:51:21,207 --> 00:51:24,741
- Yes.
- Okay. Great. I'll just... I'll get it.
823
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:30,083
He's a fantastic guy.
He really...
824
00:51:31,051 --> 00:51:32,186
He really is.
825
00:51:32,953 --> 00:51:35,523
It's just, you know.
He's a checklist guy.
826
00:51:36,089 --> 00:51:38,589
College, check.
Corporate law, check.
827
00:51:38,591 --> 00:51:39,924
Wife, kids, check, check, check.
828
00:51:39,926 --> 00:51:43,663
Which is fine,
you know, but I'm not.
829
00:51:44,096 --> 00:51:48,065
And so, I'm sorry. I shouldn't
be telling you all this stuff,
830
00:51:48,067 --> 00:51:49,333
I just don't...
831
00:51:49,335 --> 00:51:51,902
I don't... What is...
What's...
832
00:51:51,904 --> 00:51:53,006
Here.
833
00:52:00,779 --> 00:52:03,681
I mean, I was 20
when we got married.
834
00:52:03,683 --> 00:52:05,219
- Good God.
- Yeah.
835
00:52:05,951 --> 00:52:09,089
Oh, my... That's Emma's age.
836
00:52:09,756 --> 00:52:12,026
- Yeah.
- And she can barely tie her shoes.
837
00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:14,561
And Mary.
838
00:52:14,828 --> 00:52:17,194
Mary at 20, she thought
she was a lesbian.
839
00:52:17,196 --> 00:52:21,098
Now she's out in Sacramento
with her fiancé.
840
00:52:21,100 --> 00:52:22,569
Hey, you want...
841
00:52:23,335 --> 00:52:25,069
- Want a cigarette?
- Absolutely.
842
00:52:25,071 --> 00:52:27,241
Oh, God. I haven't had
a cigarette in like 20 years.
843
00:52:27,640 --> 00:52:29,042
- These are my daughter's.
- Thank you.
844
00:52:29,341 --> 00:52:32,645
- I don't really drink either.
- Don't jack 'em.
845
00:52:36,716 --> 00:52:38,116
You really don't smoke.
846
00:52:38,118 --> 00:52:39,250
Oh. I'm sorry.
847
00:52:39,252 --> 00:52:40,721
Mm-hmm.
848
00:52:43,723 --> 00:52:44,925
That's a trick.
849
00:52:46,725 --> 00:52:49,862
- Mmm. Here. Yeah.
- Thank you.
850
00:52:53,899 --> 00:52:56,603
You know, everyone thinks
being alone is so bad.
851
00:52:57,136 --> 00:53:00,673
So... lonely. Mmm.
852
00:53:02,408 --> 00:53:04,010
You know what's lonely?
853
00:53:05,210 --> 00:53:08,147
Lying awake in the middle of the
night thinking, "This is it.
854
00:53:08,982 --> 00:53:12,016
This is the rest of my life,
this is as good as it gets."
855
00:53:12,018 --> 00:53:14,152
And then looking over at
the man you've been married to
856
00:53:14,154 --> 00:53:18,726
for the last 20 years and
thinking, he must be awake, too.
857
00:53:19,058 --> 00:53:19,826
Right?
858
00:53:20,627 --> 00:53:23,263
He must be feeling
the same way I am.
859
00:53:23,763 --> 00:53:27,835
But looking over at him to see
him sleeping like a baby?
860
00:53:28,734 --> 00:53:31,771
That. That is lonely.
861
00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:35,942
Yeah.
862
00:53:45,317 --> 00:53:46,352
I get it.
863
00:53:46,786 --> 00:53:49,123
- I'm divorced, too.
- Oh. Um...
864
00:53:49,788 --> 00:53:51,859
- I'm sorry. Listen I'm...
- God you smell good.
865
00:53:52,759 --> 00:53:54,661
You always fucking
smell so good.
866
00:53:55,161 --> 00:53:56,196
What? Oh.
867
00:53:57,096 --> 00:53:58,496
- Wait, I'm sorry.
- Hey, Ger!
868
00:53:58,498 --> 00:54:00,668
What? Oh!
869
00:54:02,102 --> 00:54:03,036
Whoops.
870
00:54:04,303 --> 00:54:05,870
- 'Sup, Nick.
- Hey.
871
00:54:05,872 --> 00:54:07,408
What happened with Edna?
872
00:54:07,841 --> 00:54:09,676
- She died.
- What?
873
00:54:09,975 --> 00:54:11,878
Yeah. She died this morning.
874
00:54:13,011 --> 00:54:15,346
Nah, I'm just screwing with you.
She's in the hospital.
875
00:54:15,348 --> 00:54:18,949
Did you change the locks? Everybody's
standing at the front door.
876
00:54:18,951 --> 00:54:20,183
You should let them in.
877
00:54:20,185 --> 00:54:21,689
Oh, shit.
878
00:54:22,154 --> 00:54:23,256
Yup.
879
00:54:28,328 --> 00:54:32,065
Shit. I'm just gonna get the door.
880
00:54:39,138 --> 00:54:41,839
Hi. I'm sorry. I couldn't
hear you, I had music on.
881
00:54:41,841 --> 00:54:44,011
- The heck's going on in here?
- Sorry, Dad.
882
00:54:44,977 --> 00:54:46,476
- Smoking in here?
- No.
883
00:54:46,478 --> 00:54:48,948
- Are you my baby?
- Smoking in my house?
884
00:54:49,948 --> 00:54:51,882
- You are too smoking in my house.
- No, I'm not, Dad.
885
00:54:51,884 --> 00:54:54,388
- I am so happy to see you.
- Oh, you, too.
886
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:56,487
What the heck are you wearing?
887
00:54:56,489 --> 00:54:58,158
- Who?
- Oh, I...
888
00:54:58,792 --> 00:55:00,056
Is that your mother's
good blouse?
889
00:55:00,058 --> 00:55:01,391
- I got hot.
- Whose mother?
890
00:55:01,393 --> 00:55:02,826
I only had that sweater.
You know? Hi, honey.
891
00:55:02,828 --> 00:55:04,261
I just got it dry cleaned.
892
00:55:04,263 --> 00:55:06,399
Who's that? Who is that?
893
00:55:06,832 --> 00:55:07,831
- Who?
- Who's who?
894
00:55:07,833 --> 00:55:08,768
This.
895
00:55:09,902 --> 00:55:12,772
That's Gerry Hoffsteader.
Remember, Dad? From Mass.
896
00:55:13,006 --> 00:55:14,841
Nice to see you again,
Mr. Everhardt.
897
00:55:15,408 --> 00:55:18,842
Dad, it's Gerry. Hoffsteader.
He's a construction guy.
898
00:55:18,844 --> 00:55:22,480
He did... Did you see the Hoffsteader
Construction truck outside?
899
00:55:22,482 --> 00:55:27,387
He's a construction guy. We haven't seen
each other since, I don't know, like...
900
00:55:27,986 --> 00:55:29,554
- Was it junior high? Right?
- Yeah, junior high.
901
00:55:29,556 --> 00:55:32,857
Yeah. Well except for Mass where
you saw him. Where we all...
902
00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:36,893
- What is so funny?
- You're wearing Mom's blouse.
903
00:55:36,895 --> 00:55:39,063
- We were just hanging out...
- That's sexy.
904
00:55:39,065 --> 00:55:40,498
...after he put the locks in.
905
00:55:40,500 --> 00:55:42,400
Hey, you know Dad
just got that dry cleaned.
906
00:55:42,402 --> 00:55:44,167
...which is why I called him,
was to put in locks
907
00:55:44,169 --> 00:55:46,036
like they have
at the Reminisce community.
908
00:55:46,038 --> 00:55:47,205
No, it's a neighborhood.
909
00:55:47,207 --> 00:55:49,440
So when you put that in,
you know,
910
00:55:49,442 --> 00:55:51,174
you lock it and you put the key,
911
00:55:51,176 --> 00:55:52,944
you hide the key and that
way she can't get out.
912
00:55:52,946 --> 00:55:55,015
And then you guys can stay.
913
00:55:55,582 --> 00:55:57,047
- What?
- For now.
914
00:55:57,049 --> 00:55:59,183
Well, as long as you
don't go to Florida.
915
00:55:59,185 --> 00:56:02,420
I know, you're the husband!
916
00:56:02,422 --> 00:56:04,589
- Good, good.
- No.
917
00:56:04,591 --> 00:56:06,089
That's not...
918
00:56:06,091 --> 00:56:07,324
Look everybody,
look who I found.
919
00:56:07,326 --> 00:56:08,592
- That's not the husband, Ruth.
- Jesus.
920
00:56:08,594 --> 00:56:09,893
That's not going to fix it.
921
00:56:09,895 --> 00:56:10,995
Is he staying for dinner?
922
00:56:10,997 --> 00:56:12,063
- Emma...
- That's fine.
923
00:56:12,065 --> 00:56:13,431
Yeah, I need to get going.
924
00:56:13,433 --> 00:56:16,033
Hey, Gerry, thank you
for your service.
925
00:56:16,035 --> 00:56:17,534
Thanks for the service, Gerry.
926
00:56:17,536 --> 00:56:18,870
Nice going.
927
00:56:18,872 --> 00:56:19,873
I feel a lot safer now.
928
00:56:20,839 --> 00:56:21,938
- Who was smoking in the house?
- Emma!
929
00:56:21,940 --> 00:56:23,241
Was it you?
930
00:56:23,243 --> 00:56:25,275
No, Dad. I just
came home with you.
931
00:56:25,277 --> 00:56:27,545
- Emma.
- Somebody was smoking in the house.
932
00:56:27,547 --> 00:56:30,580
- Who was it? The guy?
- Emma.
933
00:56:30,582 --> 00:56:32,819
Or Princess Charming over there?
934
00:56:34,486 --> 00:56:36,189
What do I owe you?
935
00:56:38,524 --> 00:56:40,027
So you're not divorced.
936
00:56:41,361 --> 00:56:42,830
No.
937
00:56:47,533 --> 00:56:49,136
Five hundred, please.
938
00:56:53,172 --> 00:56:54,842
Includes materials.
939
00:56:57,243 --> 00:56:59,413
- It's Gerry with a G.
- Yeah.
940
00:57:01,980 --> 00:57:03,216
Thank you.
941
00:57:18,064 --> 00:57:20,067
- Chemically sensitive, huh?
- Shut up.
942
00:57:20,533 --> 00:57:23,433
- Let me in, I'm freezing.
- That's a nice bra, is that Ma's, too?
943
00:57:23,435 --> 00:57:25,136
- Let me in.
- No.
944
00:57:25,138 --> 00:57:27,007
They can stay?
945
00:57:27,573 --> 00:57:31,007
Hey! They can stay?
946
00:57:31,009 --> 00:57:32,545
Yeah. For now.
947
00:57:33,145 --> 00:57:34,511
When did you come up with that?
948
00:57:34,513 --> 00:57:36,346
For now. God.
949
00:57:36,348 --> 00:57:37,216
What?
950
00:57:38,016 --> 00:57:41,087
Hey! Who the hell
do you think you are, huh?
951
00:57:41,955 --> 00:57:43,487
Queen Bitty,
ladies and gentlemen,
952
00:57:43,489 --> 00:57:47,895
she comes to town, spends three
days, three fucking days,
953
00:57:48,294 --> 00:57:51,328
throws in a lock,
problem solved, what a genius!
954
00:57:51,330 --> 00:57:53,464
Oh, boy! Why didn't
I think of that?
955
00:57:53,466 --> 00:57:55,165
Who do you think you are?
956
00:57:55,167 --> 00:57:56,567
I'm not off the plane
ten minutes
957
00:57:56,569 --> 00:57:58,402
and you're telling me
what I have to do
958
00:57:58,404 --> 00:57:59,737
before I had a chance
to evaluate the situation.
959
00:57:59,739 --> 00:58:01,041
Who am I? Who am I?
960
00:58:01,306 --> 00:58:04,208
I'm the one who's here. Okay?
961
00:58:04,210 --> 00:58:06,509
- I'm the one who gets the call...
- God, get out of my face.
962
00:58:06,511 --> 00:58:10,181
...in the middle of the night. I'm the
one with the geriatrician on speed dial
963
00:58:10,183 --> 00:58:13,049
The fact that you
got power of attorney
964
00:58:13,051 --> 00:58:18,391
is the biggest, stinkiest pile of
favoritist bullshit I ever heard.
965
00:58:18,658 --> 00:58:20,192
Damn it.
966
00:58:20,560 --> 00:58:21,995
Hey.
967
00:58:24,696 --> 00:58:26,933
You don't even know
the code, that's funny.
968
00:58:27,433 --> 00:58:30,000
- Fuck.
- Hey, why don't we get Gerry back here?
969
00:58:30,002 --> 00:58:32,603
He can change the locks, and
then I'll take Emma to the mall
970
00:58:32,605 --> 00:58:34,141
and you two can go at it.
971
00:58:35,308 --> 00:58:37,341
- You know why I got power of attorney?
- Why?
972
00:58:37,343 --> 00:58:41,746
Because you're an asshole, that's why.
You are an asshole.
973
00:58:41,748 --> 00:58:43,483
Uh-uh.
974
00:58:44,350 --> 00:58:47,987
You got power of attorney
'cause you're a chicken shit.
975
00:58:48,687 --> 00:58:50,122
He knew you'd never use it.
976
00:58:51,290 --> 00:58:52,757
You been letting him tell you
what to do your whole life.
977
00:58:52,759 --> 00:58:54,527
- I have not.
- Oh, yeah?
978
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:58,064
Let me ask you something.
Why did you marry Eddie?
979
00:58:59,799 --> 00:59:02,169
Because I didn't know
who I was. Okay?
980
00:59:02,768 --> 00:59:06,303
And Mom had her big career,
and I was the housekeeper.
981
00:59:06,305 --> 00:59:08,105
- Oh, my goodness.
- Who do you think
982
00:59:08,107 --> 00:59:11,511
got food on the table, huh?
Who ironed your...
983
00:59:12,245 --> 00:59:14,678
- Fenwick shirts?
- Who put a gun to your head?
984
00:59:14,680 --> 00:59:19,583
Somebody had to do it. Somebody had to
fucking do it Nick, and I was the girl.
985
00:59:19,585 --> 00:59:23,523
No, Bitty, you're not a victim, all right?
You're not a martyr.
986
00:59:23,723 --> 00:59:27,391
Nobody forced you to obey, okay?
You got to grow up
987
00:59:27,393 --> 00:59:30,197
and don't be so terrified.
Stop being a liar.
988
00:59:30,495 --> 00:59:32,797
- I am not a liar.
- You've been lying for so long
989
00:59:32,799 --> 00:59:35,331
that you don't even know the
difference between the truth,
990
00:59:35,333 --> 00:59:38,038
and what you want everybody
to think is the truth.
991
00:59:40,839 --> 00:59:42,306
Our parents live here.
992
00:59:42,308 --> 00:59:43,610
She doesn't know the code.
993
00:59:43,843 --> 00:59:46,409
You ought to visit them
once in a while.
994
00:59:46,411 --> 00:59:48,578
- Who are you, the guilt monger?
- Nicky.
995
00:59:48,580 --> 00:59:53,120
I know you. You're the one who
smokes so close to my rosebushes.
996
00:59:53,419 --> 00:59:55,553
Go sit on your rosebushes.
997
00:59:55,555 --> 00:59:57,321
Nicky. I'm so sorry.
998
00:59:57,323 --> 00:59:59,558
For what?
What are you sorry for?
999
01:00:01,094 --> 01:00:02,525
- Shut up.
- Shame on him.
1000
01:00:02,527 --> 01:00:04,131
- I'm so sorry.
- It was rude.
1001
01:00:04,696 --> 01:00:06,532
I can't believe this. So rude.
1002
01:00:06,832 --> 01:00:08,598
At least I don't
bulldoze people.
1003
01:00:08,600 --> 01:00:11,101
I'm not some bully telling
everyone what to do,
1004
01:00:11,103 --> 01:00:13,437
saying, "You, you, you, let me
tell you what's wrong with you
1005
01:00:13,439 --> 01:00:15,042
so you never see
what's wrong with me!"
1006
01:00:15,440 --> 01:00:17,842
At least I don't blame Mom
and Dad for all my bullshit.
1007
01:00:17,844 --> 01:00:21,879
Excuse me? Didn't you just blame them for
your entire shitty 20-year marriage?
1008
01:00:21,881 --> 01:00:24,750
At least I had the guts to try,
1009
01:00:25,384 --> 01:00:28,588
to try to love somebody,
to let somebody love me.
1010
01:00:29,321 --> 01:00:30,855
At least I have something.
1011
01:00:30,857 --> 01:00:32,755
Oh, I got plenty, honey,
believe me.
1012
01:00:32,757 --> 01:00:34,194
- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.
1013
01:00:34,594 --> 01:00:36,096
You got a bar.
1014
01:00:37,196 --> 01:00:39,332
Get in the house.
1015
01:00:42,468 --> 01:00:44,337
I can hear you
all the way down the hall.
1016
01:00:44,770 --> 01:00:46,172
Why don't you tell me the truth?
1017
01:00:46,439 --> 01:00:48,207
Why did you give Bit
the power of attorney?
1018
01:00:48,507 --> 01:00:51,377
Because you're a hothead
like your mother.
1019
01:00:51,643 --> 01:00:54,747
No, no, no.
No, it's because you're selfish.
1020
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:57,417
You know why they get better
in memory care?
1021
01:00:57,850 --> 01:01:00,917
Because they don't have people
in their face all the time
1022
01:01:00,919 --> 01:01:04,154
saying, "Don't forget me,
please don't forget me,
1023
01:01:04,156 --> 01:01:05,391
you're losing your mind."
1024
01:01:06,458 --> 01:01:08,359
The one blessing of this disease
1025
01:01:08,361 --> 01:01:10,194
is that they don't remember
that they don't remember.
1026
01:01:10,196 --> 01:01:11,562
Until you go and tell them.
1027
01:01:11,564 --> 01:01:13,297
You think you're
a doctor or something?
1028
01:01:13,299 --> 01:01:14,931
- What the hell do you know?
- Oh, my God.
1029
01:01:14,933 --> 01:01:16,600
You're a goddamn bartender...
1030
01:01:16,602 --> 01:01:18,435
- I'm a bar...
- ...who almost graduated from college.
1031
01:01:18,437 --> 01:01:21,107
- Almost.
- I'm a bar owner, Dad.
1032
01:01:21,339 --> 01:01:25,245
- You tend the bar?
- I own the bar. I own it.
1033
01:01:25,645 --> 01:01:27,645
- You tend it or not?
- Yeah. Yeah.
1034
01:01:27,647 --> 01:01:32,917
- I tend it! I tend the bar that I own.
- You're a bartender.
1035
01:01:32,919 --> 01:01:36,353
Okay? I know it's a real bummer,
1036
01:01:36,355 --> 01:01:37,788
I hear you loud and clear, Pop,
1037
01:01:37,790 --> 01:01:39,790
it's a real shit deal
you have to admit that
1038
01:01:39,792 --> 01:01:41,292
to your fucking poker players.
1039
01:01:41,294 --> 01:01:43,359
- Watch your language.
- Watch my language?
1040
01:01:43,361 --> 01:01:45,264
- Yes.
- All right.
1041
01:01:47,832 --> 01:01:49,301
You know what?
1042
01:01:50,502 --> 01:01:52,506
She hit on me the other night.
1043
01:01:53,806 --> 01:01:55,442
Yeah, Mom.
1044
01:01:56,942 --> 01:02:01,247
She hit on me. I had to sit there and
explain to her that I was her son.
1045
01:02:01,881 --> 01:02:04,384
You should have seen
the look on her face.
1046
01:02:14,594 --> 01:02:18,532
I'm done. They're all yours, Bit.
Godspeed.
1047
01:03:15,855 --> 01:03:18,391
There's a man in my bed.
1048
01:03:20,692 --> 01:03:21,694
It's Dad.
1049
01:03:23,795 --> 01:03:25,732
I sleep with our dad?
1050
01:03:28,366 --> 01:03:29,635
Yeah.
1051
01:03:30,902 --> 01:03:32,272
Oh.
1052
01:03:52,957 --> 01:03:54,727
Stay in bed, honey.
1053
01:03:56,094 --> 01:03:57,730
You're a turkey.
1054
01:03:59,431 --> 01:04:02,435
Mmm. You're a turkey.
1055
01:04:37,435 --> 01:04:41,674
Hi, um, your
father just called me.
1056
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:46,879
He said you're coming home tonight?
Give me a call.
1057
01:04:56,122 --> 01:04:57,723
Is that my baby?
1058
01:05:09,734 --> 01:05:11,000
I don't want it.
1059
01:05:11,002 --> 01:05:11,970
It's coffee.
1060
01:05:12,538 --> 01:05:14,737
I don't want it!
1061
01:05:14,739 --> 01:05:17,641
- Of course you want it. Have it.
- I am a grown-up!
1062
01:05:17,643 --> 01:05:20,009
If I don't want the coffee,
I don't want the coffee!
1063
01:05:20,011 --> 01:05:21,647
All right.
1064
01:05:23,616 --> 01:05:24,751
What did you tell him?
1065
01:05:25,049 --> 01:05:26,452
Who?
1066
01:05:27,152 --> 01:05:28,754
- Nobody, sweetheart.
- It's okay, Mom.
1067
01:05:29,587 --> 01:05:30,923
Go watch Popeye, honey.
1068
01:05:32,357 --> 01:05:35,159
I told him I bought you plane tickets
and to pick you up at the airport.
1069
01:05:35,161 --> 01:05:36,763
That's what I told him.
1070
01:05:37,629 --> 01:05:40,065
Floozin' around with some
construction bozo.
1071
01:05:40,598 --> 01:05:42,132
I don't even know who you are!
1072
01:05:42,134 --> 01:05:45,538
He put locks in,
and you're welcome by the way.
1073
01:05:46,105 --> 01:05:47,907
What am I,
some kind of horse's ass?
1074
01:05:48,973 --> 01:05:51,775
Eddie is as much a son to me
as your brother is.
1075
01:05:51,777 --> 01:05:53,844
You know, I think you like
Eddie more than you like me,
1076
01:05:53,846 --> 01:05:55,779
or my brother for that matter.
1077
01:05:55,781 --> 01:05:58,785
For Chrissake, Bitty, what
kind of thing is that to say?
1078
01:05:59,451 --> 01:06:01,787
Get dressed.
We're leaving in an hour.
1079
01:06:17,803 --> 01:06:20,504
All my life you've been telling
me there's no bells and whistles.
1080
01:06:20,506 --> 01:06:21,538
There's no bells and whistles.
1081
01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:22,672
There isn't.
1082
01:06:22,674 --> 01:06:23,942
How can you say that?
1083
01:06:24,777 --> 01:06:27,013
You have more bells
and whistles than anybody.
1084
01:06:27,545 --> 01:06:31,651
I mean, she's losing her mind and
you still can't live without her.
1085
01:06:32,484 --> 01:06:33,717
Didn't you want that for me?
1086
01:06:33,719 --> 01:06:35,518
Of course I wanted that for you,
1087
01:06:35,520 --> 01:06:36,853
that's all I want for you.
1088
01:06:36,855 --> 01:06:38,957
Why do you think
I'm sending you home?
1089
01:06:40,493 --> 01:06:41,257
Dad.
1090
01:06:41,259 --> 01:06:42,528
Bit.
1091
01:06:42,962 --> 01:06:47,100
Love is commitment,
you work at it.
1092
01:06:47,665 --> 01:06:50,967
Go home to your husband and ask yourself
why you married him in the first place.
1093
01:06:50,969 --> 01:06:53,237
I married him because you
told me I couldn't do better.
1094
01:06:53,239 --> 01:06:56,074
You couldn't!
Eddie is a home run!
1095
01:06:56,574 --> 01:06:58,641
Your wedding was
the best day of my life,
1096
01:06:58,643 --> 01:07:02,714
walking you down the aisle to a man
who I thought might deserve you.
1097
01:07:04,716 --> 01:07:06,549
You know what your problem is?
1098
01:07:06,551 --> 01:07:07,486
California!
1099
01:07:07,819 --> 01:07:10,254
That's what.
Everybody out there,
1100
01:07:10,256 --> 01:07:14,627
flowin' in the wind, reinventing.
What the heck is that?
1101
01:07:14,926 --> 01:07:20,196
You are who you are. I am a
father, a husband, a Catholic.
1102
01:07:20,198 --> 01:07:23,165
I know it because I am it.
I never had to think about it.
1103
01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:28,674
But there is no reason to be unhappy
with a perfectly good marriage.
1104
01:07:31,676 --> 01:07:33,612
I don't have what you have.
1105
01:07:34,078 --> 01:07:34,912
Yes, you do.
1106
01:07:36,015 --> 01:07:38,651
Don't you think
we had rough periods?
1107
01:07:39,919 --> 01:07:41,817
You ought to go talk
to a priest!
1108
01:07:41,819 --> 01:07:43,522
I'm not a Catholic anymore.
1109
01:07:44,056 --> 01:07:46,759
Well, there's your problem
right there.
1110
01:07:47,026 --> 01:07:48,495
How do you know?
1111
01:07:48,893 --> 01:07:52,265
How do you always know
what my problem is?
1112
01:07:52,931 --> 01:07:55,165
Do I do that to you?
Did I march in here and say,
1113
01:07:55,167 --> 01:07:57,636
"She's going in a home, if you don't
like it, go talk to a priest?"
1114
01:07:58,036 --> 01:08:00,237
I listened to you, Dad.
I asked you what you wanted
1115
01:08:00,239 --> 01:08:02,873
and I fought like hell to get it
for you because you matter to me.
1116
01:08:02,875 --> 01:08:07,647
What you want matters to me.
Why don't I matter to you?
1117
01:08:10,882 --> 01:08:12,882
Mom was a feminist,
for Chrissake.
1118
01:08:12,884 --> 01:08:15,754
Why didn't anyone ever
ask me what I wanted?
1119
01:08:17,323 --> 01:08:20,860
Honey. We did ask you
what you wanted.
1120
01:08:21,159 --> 01:08:23,862
You said you couldn't
wait to be a mother.
1121
01:08:28,801 --> 01:08:29,968
Is Grandma in here?
1122
01:08:30,201 --> 01:08:32,704
- No.
- Oh, shit.
1123
01:08:33,237 --> 01:08:34,540
What?
1124
01:08:38,043 --> 01:08:40,680
Oh, Goddamn it!
1125
01:08:42,146 --> 01:08:43,783
Damn it!
1126
01:08:45,817 --> 01:08:47,786
Maybe she's upstairs.
I'll go check.
1127
01:08:48,654 --> 01:08:49,821
Ruth!
1128
01:08:53,659 --> 01:08:54,960
Ruth!
1129
01:08:59,397 --> 01:09:00,766
Mom!
1130
01:09:01,232 --> 01:09:02,168
I got her.
1131
01:09:03,235 --> 01:09:04,603
She's at Marion's.
1132
01:09:08,240 --> 01:09:09,142
Dad!
1133
01:09:11,377 --> 01:09:13,111
Dad!
1134
01:09:13,779 --> 01:09:15,845
Dad. Are you okay?
1135
01:09:15,847 --> 01:09:17,950
Is it your heart? Dad?
1136
01:09:31,129 --> 01:09:33,199
Come on. Come on.
1137
01:09:38,337 --> 01:09:39,872
Okay.
1138
01:09:48,981 --> 01:09:50,049
I'll stay.
1139
01:09:52,150 --> 01:09:53,719
I'll stay and help.
1140
01:10:28,087 --> 01:10:31,888
So, I'll come back at the end
of the month to help you get moved.
1141
01:10:31,890 --> 01:10:34,457
Thank you, Bitty.
You bet. We'll be fine.
1142
01:10:34,459 --> 01:10:35,925
Am I going with you?
1143
01:10:35,927 --> 01:10:38,864
You're coming out here
to give me a hug.
1144
01:10:40,065 --> 01:10:41,067
Ah.
1145
01:10:42,366 --> 01:10:43,934
Where should we...
1146
01:10:43,936 --> 01:10:46,105
Here. What's wrong?
1147
01:10:46,805 --> 01:10:48,908
I'm going to see you
in a couple weeks.
1148
01:10:49,274 --> 01:10:51,009
I won't be here.
1149
01:10:51,209 --> 01:10:53,212
Yeah? Where are you going?
1150
01:10:55,114 --> 01:10:57,950
I expect my mother
will want me back by then.
1151
01:10:58,984 --> 01:11:01,721
Yeah? Don't you think?
1152
01:11:03,187 --> 01:11:05,057
Hop in, Ruth, it's cold.
1153
01:11:09,895 --> 01:11:11,230
Here, here's your seatbelt.
1154
01:11:12,097 --> 01:11:15,334
My shoes don't match my purse.
1155
01:11:15,801 --> 01:11:16,902
Love you, Bit.
1156
01:11:17,503 --> 01:11:18,838
Love you, Dad.
1157
01:11:20,105 --> 01:11:21,240
Bye, Mom.
1158
01:11:27,780 --> 01:11:29,248
So, how was it?
1159
01:11:32,183 --> 01:11:33,218
Fine.
1160
01:11:35,253 --> 01:11:36,421
Hmm.
1161
01:11:37,722 --> 01:11:41,860
And your dad's all set? He's
got all the paperwork signed?
1162
01:11:43,161 --> 01:11:44,129
Yeah.
1163
01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:46,999
Mom moves in the first.
1164
01:11:47,566 --> 01:11:49,001
Good.
1165
01:11:51,904 --> 01:11:54,004
Nick's got to be happy,
1166
01:11:54,006 --> 01:11:56,909
being right for the first time
in his life.
1167
01:11:57,308 --> 01:11:58,744
Poor guy.
1168
01:12:02,247 --> 01:12:03,415
Did you, um...
1169
01:12:04,016 --> 01:12:06,052
You register for classes?
1170
01:12:07,151 --> 01:12:08,320
Mm-hmm.
1171
01:12:08,887 --> 01:12:11,357
Good. Good.
1172
01:12:43,321 --> 01:12:45,589
- What are you doing?
- Just let me.
1173
01:13:04,575 --> 01:13:05,944
I'm sorry.
1174
01:13:09,080 --> 01:13:12,217
I just look at you
and all I see is my baby.
1175
01:13:16,221 --> 01:13:17,256
I know.
1176
01:13:23,128 --> 01:13:25,398
You don't have to go back
if you don't want.
1177
01:13:30,636 --> 01:13:32,271
I can't stay here, Mom.
1178
01:13:36,642 --> 01:13:38,077
I know.
1179
01:14:10,374 --> 01:14:12,043
Do a Manhattan?
1180
01:14:13,244 --> 01:14:14,212
Yeah.
1181
01:15:48,073 --> 01:15:50,409
Damn good Manhattan, Nicholas.
1182
01:16:04,222 --> 01:16:07,059
Is it, is it Christmas?
1183
01:16:07,659 --> 01:16:09,259
You got drunk at Christmas.
1184
01:16:09,261 --> 01:16:13,298
- I did not.
- Yes you did. Grab those presents...
1185
01:16:14,132 --> 01:16:16,535
- and come on over.
- Oh!
1186
01:16:17,268 --> 01:16:19,170
- Here.
- Yes.
1187
01:16:20,271 --> 01:16:21,606
There you go.
1188
01:16:22,307 --> 01:16:26,542
And now we, we'll have Christmas.
I'll go first?
1189
01:16:26,544 --> 01:16:27,579
Yeah.
1190
01:16:28,580 --> 01:16:31,316
- Uh, what could this be?
- Who gave that to you?
1191
01:16:31,850 --> 01:16:33,451
You did, you turkey.
1192
01:16:34,785 --> 01:16:36,721
- Yeah, all right.
- I...
1193
01:16:37,222 --> 01:16:39,025
- There it is.
- I'll help.
1194
01:16:39,290 --> 01:16:40,756
- I'll help, too.
- There we go.
1195
01:16:40,758 --> 01:16:42,257
I...
1196
01:16:42,259 --> 01:16:44,597
There we are,
you're good at that.
1197
01:16:44,862 --> 01:16:46,696
- Look what it is!
- Oh!
1198
01:16:46,698 --> 01:16:48,230
- Macadamias.
- You like those.
1199
01:16:48,232 --> 01:16:51,266
- My favorite kind, too.
- Yeah.
1200
01:16:51,268 --> 01:16:53,571
Thank you, honey.
Thank you.
1201
01:16:56,173 --> 01:16:58,410
Okay, all right,
you're next.
1202
01:17:00,478 --> 01:17:02,511
- Here.
- It's from you.
1203
01:17:02,513 --> 01:17:03,582
Yes, it is.
1204
01:17:07,651 --> 01:17:09,055
There you go.
1205
01:17:09,721 --> 01:17:11,357
Okay, open it up.
1206
01:17:12,257 --> 01:17:13,491
Go ahead.
1207
01:17:15,192 --> 01:17:17,663
Oh!
1208
01:17:20,865 --> 01:17:22,467
Oh.
1209
01:17:23,735 --> 01:17:26,639
And I want you
to look inside because
1210
01:17:27,439 --> 01:17:29,107
there's something here.
1211
01:17:32,209 --> 01:17:33,611
You know who that is?
1212
01:17:39,683 --> 01:17:43,185
Oh, yes. It's you and me.
1213
01:17:43,187 --> 01:17:46,758
It's you and me. So...
1214
01:17:47,359 --> 01:17:50,361
in the new place,
when you forget,
1215
01:17:50,695 --> 01:17:54,232
just look at it.
1216
01:17:55,534 --> 01:17:56,569
All right?
1217
01:18:02,374 --> 01:18:04,373
I'm so sorry, Bertie.
1218
01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:10,313
Oh, sweet baby, don't...
don't worry about it.
1219
01:18:12,551 --> 01:18:17,323
Don't worry a bit.
Don't. I'm fine.
1220
01:18:19,524 --> 01:18:21,127
I'm fine.
1221
01:18:25,829 --> 01:18:27,198
Hey.
1222
01:18:32,337 --> 01:18:33,739
Who is Gerry Hoffsteader?
1223
01:18:35,941 --> 01:18:37,376
Who?
1224
01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:41,844
You didn't write him
a check for 500 bucks?
1225
01:18:41,846 --> 01:18:44,514
Oh, yes.
He's a construction guy.
1226
01:18:44,516 --> 01:18:48,687
He did, um... he put locks
in my parents' place.
1227
01:18:50,422 --> 01:18:53,288
What, he change every lock
in the whole building?
1228
01:18:53,290 --> 01:18:58,631
I know. He was... It was
expensive. I'm sorry.
1229
01:19:00,798 --> 01:19:02,700
I got you a little something.
1230
01:19:12,744 --> 01:19:14,213
Thank you.
1231
01:19:25,757 --> 01:19:27,493
Oh. Um...
1232
01:19:29,593 --> 01:19:31,663
I think you got this
for me before.
1233
01:19:32,664 --> 01:19:35,601
No, no, I... they said
that one's different.
1234
01:19:36,334 --> 01:19:37,536
Open it.
1235
01:20:05,864 --> 01:20:07,098
Thank you.
1236
01:20:10,968 --> 01:20:12,835
I thought
if I upgraded the diamond,
1237
01:20:12,837 --> 01:20:17,776
you would stop leaving it with the
pennies in the car.
1238
01:23:26,564 --> 01:23:27,766
Shit.
1239
01:23:31,268 --> 01:23:32,603
Hello?
1240
01:23:36,975 --> 01:23:37,875
Yeah.
1241
01:23:49,119 --> 01:23:50,588
Nicky?
1242
01:23:54,892 --> 01:23:55,757
Oh.
1243
01:24:54,118 --> 01:24:57,722
This looks like a wake.
Is this... Is this a wake?
1244
01:25:00,057 --> 01:25:03,027
Yeah, that's what...
that's what I thought it was.
1245
01:25:08,633 --> 01:25:11,937
And I think that maybe...
Excuse me.
1246
01:25:18,775 --> 01:25:22,046
Hey. How we doing?
1247
01:25:25,216 --> 01:25:26,815
Should we take her home?
1248
01:25:26,817 --> 01:25:29,721
- Do you want to go?
- No. I...
1249
01:25:31,990 --> 01:25:38,597
I cannot figure out, for the life
of me, whose... whose wake is it.
1250
01:25:41,098 --> 01:25:42,833
I can't.
1251
01:25:48,306 --> 01:25:49,708
"Norbert."
1252
01:26:02,387 --> 01:26:04,189
How could I have forgotten that?
1253
01:26:21,039 --> 01:26:22,641
Oh.
1254
01:26:23,441 --> 01:26:26,945
Pretty. What's the matter?
1255
01:26:34,217 --> 01:26:39,724
My dad grew up on a farm
in a small town called Amboy.
1256
01:26:40,223 --> 01:26:45,329
He met Ruth O'Shea
at an ice cream social
1257
01:26:46,030 --> 01:26:49,368
and had a thing for her
ever since.
1258
01:26:49,801 --> 01:26:52,704
Even though she wouldn't
give him the time of day.
1259
01:26:53,905 --> 01:26:57,172
After high school,
he went off to Korea
1260
01:26:57,174 --> 01:27:01,109
and when he took leave
and came home,
1261
01:27:01,111 --> 01:27:04,947
his mom told him that poor
Ruthie O'Shea had gotten polio
1262
01:27:04,949 --> 01:27:07,853
and hadn't been
out of bed for six months.
1263
01:27:08,485 --> 01:27:12,823
So, he marched over there
and picked her up
1264
01:27:13,423 --> 01:27:18,062
right out of bed.
And carried her in his arms.
1265
01:27:18,829 --> 01:27:20,765
- To the movies.
- To the movies.
1266
01:27:21,798 --> 01:27:23,000
To the movies.
1267
01:27:31,409 --> 01:27:32,944
He never let her go.
1268
01:27:37,914 --> 01:27:39,415
He couldn't
live without her.
1269
01:29:10,441 --> 01:29:12,344
This was the perfect time.
1270
01:29:14,878 --> 01:29:16,314
Any later...
1271
01:29:17,882 --> 01:29:19,785
I'd have forgotten him.
1272
01:29:22,219 --> 01:29:25,790
Any earlier,
I'd have missed him too much.
1273
01:29:27,290 --> 01:29:29,194
Right now is perfect.
1274
01:29:31,161 --> 01:29:33,899
I'll hardly ever know
the difference.
1275
01:30:02,493 --> 01:30:04,092
You hate the car.
1276
01:30:04,094 --> 01:30:06,231
All right. That's horseshit.
I don't hate the car.
1277
01:30:11,601 --> 01:30:14,405
I mean, how the hell would you
even get it to California?
1278
01:30:14,638 --> 01:30:16,240
I'm going to drive it.
1279
01:30:16,973 --> 01:30:18,342
With Mom.
1280
01:30:21,678 --> 01:30:24,015
What?
1281
01:30:27,017 --> 01:30:28,252
It's my turn.
1282
01:30:29,520 --> 01:30:31,519
I found a great place near me.
1283
01:30:31,521 --> 01:30:34,391
It's hard, Bit. It's really,
really hard, you know?
1284
01:30:36,427 --> 01:30:40,098
It's harder than having your
hands in raw poultry all day.
1285
01:30:41,164 --> 01:30:44,201
I know. That's why it's my turn.
1286
01:30:49,073 --> 01:30:51,308
Well, I hope you have AAA.
1287
01:31:11,561 --> 01:31:15,163
I was a fountain girl
all my life.
1288
01:31:15,165 --> 01:31:18,369
My father would bring me
chocolate malts.
1289
01:31:19,337 --> 01:31:20,504
Yum.
1290
01:31:23,606 --> 01:31:25,340
I had polio.
1291
01:31:25,342 --> 01:31:26,274
Yeah.
1292
01:31:26,276 --> 01:31:30,448
And consequently, I got...
1293
01:31:31,214 --> 01:31:33,351
- Fat?
- Fat! Yeah!
1294
01:31:34,185 --> 01:31:35,920
Who lives here?
1295
01:31:36,419 --> 01:31:37,521
You.
1296
01:31:40,057 --> 01:31:41,293
Look at that.
1297
01:31:46,664 --> 01:31:52,938
Who's missing? Somebody's missing.
Somebody's missing.
1298
01:31:58,174 --> 01:31:59,476
Look at this.
1299
01:32:04,147 --> 01:32:06,083
That's my boyfriend.
1300
01:32:07,618 --> 01:32:11,420
He's at home. He's waiting.
He's waiting for me.
1301
01:32:11,422 --> 01:32:15,392
He's always hanging around. That turkey.
1302
01:32:16,526 --> 01:32:18,096
You got a boyfriend?
1303
01:32:19,530 --> 01:32:20,465
No.
1304
01:32:23,534 --> 01:32:25,103
Well, he's out there.
1305
01:32:26,404 --> 01:32:27,339
You watch out.
1306
01:32:28,372 --> 01:32:32,576
Once he's found you,
he's never gonna let you go.
1307
01:32:36,414 --> 01:32:39,081
- Oh, yeah.
- You follow that sign.
1308
01:32:39,083 --> 01:32:41,382
They were pretty.
Do you see how they light up?
1309
01:32:41,384 --> 01:32:43,251
- Yeah.
- Different looking.
1310
01:32:43,253 --> 01:32:47,256
Where are we? Where are we going?
Where's my purse?
1311
01:32:47,258 --> 01:32:48,593
I have your purse.
1312
01:32:49,192 --> 01:32:50,328
I have it.
1313
01:32:58,069 --> 01:33:00,305
- Love you.
- Love you.
1314
01:33:02,272 --> 01:33:04,540
Oh, is that my baby?
1315
01:33:04,542 --> 01:33:06,177
Hi, Ms. Ruth.
1316
01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:12,281
Do you have a boyfriend?
1317
01:33:12,283 --> 01:33:13,718
Mine, mine, mine...
1318
01:33:14,584 --> 01:33:17,719
Oh, look at that
little one.
1319
01:33:17,721 --> 01:33:21,156
- Hi, baby.
- Waiting for the bus. It's coming.
1320
01:33:21,158 --> 01:33:23,692
- Almost home.
- Yeah. You look great.
1321
01:33:23,694 --> 01:33:24,795
You too.
1322
01:33:25,829 --> 01:33:30,165
She's so nice. I used to go
to school with her.
1323
01:33:30,167 --> 01:33:31,433
You know what?
1324
01:33:31,435 --> 01:33:33,801
I think if your
boyfriend comes in
1325
01:33:33,803 --> 01:33:36,104
when my boyfriend comes in,
1326
01:33:36,106 --> 01:33:39,707
we could have fun. We could have a party.
What do you think?
1327
01:33:39,709 --> 01:33:41,245
Hello.
1328
01:34:38,318 --> 01:34:43,318
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1328
01:34:44,305 --> 01:34:50,527
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